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Evil Horoscopes

Aries: Your energy and fire that once ignited your friend group will start to fizzle out. You will come to realize that your energy is being used, and you are not being valued completely for your personhood.

 

Taurus: Someone close to you will leave you, but this event will encourage you to reflect on yourself and your actions. Be self-critical, or else you will be swallowed by patterns of abandonment.

 

Gemini:  I see loneliness somewhere in your near future. I do not necessarily think that this has to be a friend leaving you — I think just the general feeling will become an undertone for your next weeks.

 

Cancer: Your loyalty will be tested, and you will fail. This moment will prove to you that your manipulative and controlling behaviors overcome your morals.

 

Leo: Your arrogance is suffocating those around you. Without acknowledging past or present mistakes, people will be driven away from you, and you will have to share your self-centered-ness with only yourself.

 

Virgo: Working hard and practicality are your strong suits, but they will be your weakness in this upcoming week. You will have the chance to have fun, be relaxed, and act irresponsibly, but you will decide to instead focus on yourself — a missed opportunity.

 

Libra: Your tendency to avoid confrontation is looming over you. Certain things haunt you, but you are unable to face them, and this will now eat you alive. You will find yourself having less patience in upcoming weeks.

 

Scorpio: The general air of mysteriousness that surrounds you will suddenly switch to a negative connotation. You will find it difficult to make friends these next few days because people will perceive you as too secretive or intimidating.

 

Sagittarius: Your usual impulses and impatience will place you in an unfortunate situation: utter confusion. The more you listen to your heart rather than your head, the more entrenched you will become in missed deadlines, faltering friendships, and fading hobbies. Watch out.

 

Capricorn:  I am afraid that your weekly traditions are about to fall through. A week of negative busy work will overwhelm you and test your strength.

 

Aquarius: A sudden emotional bout will consume you. Everything that you’ve bottled up will finally be released in a storm of fury and/or depression.

 

Pisces: Your fears are coming true. The secrets you’ve been keeping, the unreciprocated love — whatever your greatest fear is, it’s coming into fruition.

 

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