Spring Breakers
Aries:
Rawr.
Gemini:
Two-faced. We love. Do your worst! Streak! Scream! Do it all.
Leo:
Take this break to not be the center of attention. It might do ya some good!
Libra:
Relax babes, you’re almost done, just relax.
Sagittarius:
It is not nearly warm enough for you to be burning up everything around you…
Aquarius:
Try not to make this break a movie, you can still be unique without going to Florida.
Taurus:
Close to ya birthday it is, but not quite. That’s okay! Pretend it is already, and don’t start too many fights!
Cancer:
It’s okay to cry, but maybe not on a beach?
Virgo:
Chill tf out.
Scorpio:
Honestly, it’s time for you to stir up a little drama. Maybe your family, Ole friends, or home friends, but something needs to burn.
Capricorn:
It’s okay! You don’t need to have a plan! It’s fine!
Pisces:
It’s best if you just relax…we don’t want any more trouble, do we?