Spring break is on the horizon! Before we head out into the world for a week of fun, here are some great tips to ensure you get the most out of your vacation.
- Ignore Minnesota weather. If you are going somewhere tropical, don’t pack a jacket or pants or anything for the flight back. Be optimistic you’ll be able to keep wearing that Hawaiian shirt outside when you get back!
- Research local drug laws. Is marijuana legal? Is meth? What about cocaine? Make sure you’re informed so you can stock up in the right location.
- Rent a horse. Why rent a car when you can rent a horse? You don’t have to be 25 to do it, and hay is much cheaper than gas.
- Learn Finnish. If you get lost somewhere, you’ll have a major advantage if you can find a Finn and speak to them in their native tongue.
- Wear as many American flags as you can. Everyone loves Americans — make sure you advertise your association to the U.S. as often as you can!
- Invest in some gold doubloons. It’s the only real universal form of currency.
- Find the local McDonalds. You’ll be somewhere new and exciting, probably with a rich history of delicious cultural dishes. Let’s be honest though, all any of us really want is a Big Mac. It doesn’t get any better than that!
- Bang for roof. Can’t find somewhere to stay? Meet a local and find your way into their bed for the night. (Pro tip: do this in a country with free healthcare in case you get an STD.)
- Bring back a cool new organism. Meet a fun animal? Fall in love with an exotic plant? Don’t be afraid to bring your new buddy back to the States!
- Only drink American beer. (Remember tip #5.) Don’t trust the local water! Beer is the only way to go.
Teague Peterson-McGuire is from Oconomowoc, Wisc.
His majors are film & media studies and Nordic studies.
