Aries
Bake a cherry pie and give it to your crush.
Taurus
Pecan pie. Eat it. Unless you’re allergic.
Gemini
Avoid pie. Avoid pi. Keep an eye out. But seriously, don’t eat the pie.
Cancer
Key lime was made for you.
Leo
Grab a slice or two of apple pie, but maybe lay off the whipped cream.
Virgo
Lemon meringue has your name on it.
Libra
Your roommate owes you a slice of pie.
Scorpio
Of course you should eat pumpkin pie — it’s not reserved for Thanksgiving.
Sagittarius
A slice of strawberry rhubarb is waiting for you. It’s hiding somewhere in Buntrock.
Capricorn
You deserve a French silk pie ice cream from Hogan Bros.
Aquarius
Pie your enemy in the face, then maybe you’ll feel better.
Pisces
Devour that chicken pot pie. Yes, it counts.
